look at the stars, look how they shine for you
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
For The Masses:
Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow
DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly
So I was in Paris the other day and as the Parks & Rec dork that I am, I set on a mission to find the Ben & Leslie lock from the Paris episode (see top left photo).
Following the reddit directions, I found the exact location, checked that all the other locks around it matched.. only to find the actual lock gone. Someone has clearly snipped off the metal fence to slide the lock off. I was super mad and super sad all at once.
Whoever you are, super hardcore Parks fan, you kinda suck.
You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection
Feminist — There is no Iggy, Lana, Marina, or Lorde in this mix. No white feminism here, bye.
i. Flawless BEYONCE
ii. Fxxk Boyz Get Money FEMM
iii. Bad Girls M.I.A
iv. Long Way 2 Go CASSIE
v. I Am The Best 2NE1
vi. Muny NICKI MINAJ
vii. Queen JANELLE MONAE
viii. Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy TATA YOUNG
ix. Anaconda NICKI MINAJ
x. Truth Or Dare GAIN
xi. Problem NATALIA KILLS
xii. BO$$ FIFTH HARMONY
xiii. I Am Your Leader NICKI MINAJ
do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction